You shouldn’t do things, because no matter how beautiful and perfect it turns out, somebody on the internet will notice one tiny, totally irrelevant mistake you made and they will shit all over you for it. Then everybody will upvote the shitter for shitting on you, as if to say “yes, shit on them. Shit all over them. Forever. Never stop shitting on them.”
You should probably just eat pudding out of a mixing bowl and die in your sleep instead.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
My mom says the first one and it always sounds dirty.
"Lying gets so ingrained that it becomes more comfortable than telling the truth. Then, even further down the line, telling the truth starts to feel uncomfortable." — former compulsive liar John Cheese. #CrackedClassic
reblogging this because this is one of my favorite articles and everyone ever shoud read it. it’s both funny and very very true
John Cheese is the best. Not gunna lie, I fangirl whenever I notice he has something out I haven’t read yet.
Average size mannequin with average size woman.
The problem, in one picture.