Anonymous whispered:
How many dicks would you take on at a time if there was an unlimited number offered? You are now one of your characters. Who is it, and what do you do for the rest of the day?

Oh well um.  Huh.  Probably try to see how many I could physically handle…

Hmmm.  Ezra, Super-Edition.  I would teleport to my Telly and rock his mother fucking world, which might be OOC for her, but I mean, if I am her at least its not cheating, right?  I would also teleport to any location I’d ever wanted to visit and just phase through the surroundings/go invisible, take in the sights.  

castielandmoriarty:

benedictsolo:

I miss your sass, Gabriel.

can we please just acknowledge the fact that we have a typical Dean/Sam bro scene in the Impala but with Cas as driver and FREAKING GABE as shotgun basically talking daddy issues and self-loathing and how to save the world for dummies. The parallel with the boys is so unreal. This is so unreal.

More often than not we call our kids by like, weird nicknames, like “Little Baby” is my son, who’s a toddler, and “Tiny Baby” is my daughter, who’s 7 months, like we know their names but we actually rarely say them.  We also call my son “The CrayCray” (on account of his terrible twos) and my daughter “Teeny”.

More often than not we call our kids by like, weird nicknames, like “Little Baby” is my son, who’s a toddler, and “Tiny Baby” is my daughter, who’s 7 months, like we know their names but we actually rarely say them.  We also call my son “The CrayCray” (on account of his terrible twos) and my daughter “Teeny”.

caturdaybitches:

too fabulous fur you

caturdaybitches:

too fabulous fur you

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splazter:

ramjet94:

Remember how Teen Titans had a lesson about Racism without blatantly bringing Cyborg’s Race into it?

One of the best shows of my childhood.

This almost made me cry. 

Goin soft, Mad, gotta pull yourself together.

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frolosopher:

thestraggletag:

almostvivian:

taokan:

thelindsaytuggey:

Do you have a shorter name?

Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.

#i adore this movie  #and the choice to have corbin be a lovestruck starry-eyed puppy is amazing  #because he’s still a badass action hero  

Not only that, in this movie Leeloo, the female heroine, doesn’t even know what love is and spends most of the movie focused on her mission. Love sneaks up on her and it ends up providing her with character growth and making her stronger, but most of the movie Leeloo is completely focused on something else and everyone else in the movie is there to help her.

What?
Strong female lead?
Smitten male lead?

That doesn’t happen.

(Source: brusewillis)

Joke of the day.

torncitizen:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This is brilliant.

I told this to my husband and he didn’t laugh.  :(  I’m sad now.

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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